good news/bad news

Good news: Pretty much all my skirts and pants are too big!

Bad news: This means that I don't really have any skirts or pants.

Good news: This gives me a perfect excuse to go shopping!

Bad news: I'm broke.

Good news: Seriously, these H&M jeans I purchased right before starting Weight Watchers almost fell back off me when I tried to put them on.

Bad news: I never once wore them and now the return period is over.